Into The Closet and Out of Their Mouths

Subject: New soap dispenser (Halloween design)
Location: Hall Closet
Setting: Normal afternoon. Sounds of children coming from inside the closed closet.

Mom: "what are you two doing in the closet?"
E: "It doesn't work!" (both of them showing me their hands)
Mom: "What doesn't work?"
E: "The new Glow in the Dark soap"
Mom: "What Glow in the Dark soap?"
E: "The new one in the bathroom."

Mom: "You dummies! The bottle glows in-the-dark NOT YOUR HANDS!