Not Coping With the School Schedule

As I write this, my dog has bitten me for the 5th time this morning, stolen lunch baggies, torn up school papers and destroyed her bedding. The bites aren't painful, but she is making a mess and needs constant attention. She wants me to chase her and when I don't she just stares at me with THOSE eyes from the top of the couch. I think she hates the idea that the kids have gone back to school. Apparently she has already forgotten the fashion show E put her through. She was a prima ballerina complete with crown. Poor poor Jessie. I guess it is back to lazy days, well, as soon as she stops nipping me.